
1978
30 mins per episode
PG
Comedy, Drama
The lives of a group of taxi drivers in New York City.
Main Actors:
Judd Hirsch
Danny DeVito
Marilu Henner

Like Father, Like Daughter
Directed by James Burrows
Written by James L. Brooks
In a one-time chance to catch up with his daughter Cathy ( Talia Balsam ) whom he has not seen in 15 years, Alex and the gang drive a cab to Miami to meet her at the airport before she moves to Portugal.
Original Release Date: September 12, 1978

One-Punch Banta
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Earl Pomerantz
Tony gets the opportunity to become a sparring partner for a middleweight boxing champion ( Carlos Palomino ), but he may be getting more than he bargained for. Featuring Allan Arbus .
Original Release Date: September 19, 1978

Blind Date
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Michael Leeson
Alex arranges a date with the charming voice on Bobby's answering service, but is disappointed to meet an unattractive, gruff and surly woman ( Suzanne Kent ) in person. Bobby, Tony and John try to decide who rightfully deserves the large sum of money which Latka found in the back of one of the cabs.
Original Release Date: September 26, 1978

Bobby's Acting Career
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Ed. Weinberger and Stan Daniels
After giving himself three years to break into the acting business, Bobby goes on a hurried audition spree in the hours before his own personal deadline expires. Alex confiscates a dog from his abusive owner.
Original Release Date: October 3, 1978

Come as You Aren't
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
Elaine throws a party to impress her art gallery contacts but fears her high-class guests will discover she is a taxi driver.
Original Release Date: October 10, 1978

The Great Line
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Earl Pomerantz
John picks up a pretty woman ( Ellen Regan ) at a bar, and everyone is shocked when he returns from his date a married man.
Original Release Date: October 17, 1978

High School Reunion
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Sy Rosen
Louie is afraid to face his old classmates at his 20-year high school reunion so Bobby offers to impersonate him ("I shot up in college") and attend the reunion in his place.
Original Release Date: October 24, 1978

Paper Marriage
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Barton Dean, Teleplay by : Glen Charles & Les Charles
Faced with deportation , Latka marries a call girl , Vivian Harrow ( Rita Taggart ), in a quickie ceremony conducted by the bizarre Reverend Jim "Iggy" Ignatowski ( Christopher Lloyd , in his first Taxi appearance).
Original Release Date: October 31, 1978

Money Troubles
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Earl Pomerantz
John and his new wife entertain Alex and Latka for dinner, where their financial situation exposes tension just below the surface.
Original Release Date: November 14, 1978

Men Are Such Beasts
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Ed. Weinberger and Stan Daniels
Tony has trouble breaking up with his obsessive, pill-popping girlfriend ( Gail Edwards ), and Alex gets into an accident.
Original Release Date: November 21, 1978

Memories of Cab 804: Part 1
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Barry Kemp
The cabbies tell stories about an old cab nearing a half-million miles on the road that has just been wrecked. Aside from the preview for Part 2, Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode.
Original Release Date: November 28, 1978

Memories of Cab 804: Part 2
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Barry Kemp
The cabbies continue their stories about their experiences with the recently wrecked Cab 804. Features Tom Selleck and Mandy Patinkin .
Original Release Date: December 5, 1978

A Full House for Christmas
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Barry Kemp
At Christmas time, Louie's brother Nick ( Richard Foronjy ) visits, but infuriates Louie when he refuses to spend much time with their mother. Louie talks Alex into challenging Nick to a poker game, hoping for revenge. Note : This was supposed to be the " Tony Clifton " episode in which he "guest starred" (hence Latka's absence) as Louie's brother, but Clifton was fired from the show and Foronjy was hired instead.
Original Release Date: December 12, 1978

Sugar Mama
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
Alex picks up a friendly rich elderly woman ( Ruth Gordon ) who gives him presents and large tips. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode.
Original Release Date: January 16, 1979

Friends
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Earl Pomerantz
Tony goes to Scranton, Pennsylvania to take part in a boxing match, which he loses. He trusts the care of his two pet fish to Bobby, who neglects to feed them, and they die. Tony refuses to forgive him, so Alex steps in to help repair their friendship.
Original Release Date: January 30, 1979

Louie Sees the Light
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Ruth Bennett
Louie goes to the hospital for an operation and promises God he will turn a new leaf when he comes back to work.
Original Release Date: February 6, 1979

Elaine and the Lame Duck
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
Alex picks up a Congressman ( Jeffrey Tambor ) who cannot find a date , so Alex fixes him up with Elaine.
Original Release Date: February 13, 1979

Bobby's Big Break
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Barry Kemp
Bobby lands a small part on a soap opera , due to which he feels confident enough to quit his taxi driving job.
Original Release Date: February 15, 1979

Mama Gravas
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
Alex has a one-night stand with Latka's attractive mother ( Susan Kellermann ). Upon finding out, Latka expects Alex to marry her. When he refuses to, Latka calls off their friendship. This is the last episode of the first season to feature Andy Kaufman
Original Release Date: February 27, 1979

Alex Tastes Death and Finds a Nice Restaurant
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Michael Leeson
Alex is robbed and shot in the ear on his route, causing him to quit his job in fear. He takes a job as a waiter at an upmarket restaurant, but soon returns to his old job.
Original Release Date: March 6, 1979

Hollywood Calling
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
A Hollywood producer ( Martin Mull ) comes to the garage looking for "real" cab drivers for a movie. It is up to Louie to decide if the movie is shot in the garage.
Original Release Date: May 8, 1979

Substitute Father
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Barry Kemp
Elaine needs to see her sick aunt for a few days, but cannot take her son (Michael Hershewe) because he is competing in a spelling bee . The entire male cabbie staff takes turns looking after him.
Original Release Date: May 15, 1979

Louie and the Nice Girl
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Earl Pomerantz
Zena Sherman ( Rhea Perlman , in her first Taxi appearance) falls for Louie, but Louie doesn't know how to date a nice girl. Notes : The role of Zena Sherman was played by Rhea Perlman, who married DeVito in 1982, and went on to portray Carla Tortelli on the Charles brothers' next series, Cheers . Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode.
Original Release Date: September 11, 1979

Honor Thy Father
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
Alex learns from his sister ( Joan Hackett ) that his estranged father ( Jack Gilford ) has suffered a heart attack, and has to be convinced to visit him at the hospital.
Original Release Date: September 18, 1979

Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
The cabbies meet Reverend Jim at a restaurant, and get him a job as a cab driver. Jim then spreads his special brand of reality around the garage. In 1997, TV Guide ranked this episode #63 on its list of the 100 Greatest Episodes. In 2009, it moved to #51.
Original Release Date: September 25, 1979

Nardo Loses Her Marbles
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Earl Pomerantz
Elaine has a chance to move up at the art gallery, so she burns the candle at both ends and begins to show signs of the stress. She goes to a psychiatrist ( Tom Ewell ) to prove that she is okay.
Original Release Date: October 2, 1979

Wherefore Art Thou Bobby?
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Barry Kemp
Bobby considers quitting acting after he meets a young actor-wannabe who just moved to New York and immediately lands a leading role in an off-Broadway play.
Original Release Date: October 16, 1979

The Lighter Side of Angela Matusa
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Earl Pomerantz
Alex is revisited by a now slimmer Angela Matusa (Suzanne Kent), whose romantic interest in him has grown since she last saw him a year ago. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode
Original Release Date: October 23, 1979

A Woman Between Friends
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Ken Estin
Bobby and Tony become embattled in a fierce competition for the affections of a beautiful girl ( Constance Forslund ) they both met and asked out at Mario's.
Original Release Date: October 30, 1979

The Great Race
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glenn Gordon Caron
Alex and Louie engage in a friendly competition to see who can take in the most money. If Louie wins he gets a date with Elaine. Note: Danny Devito really bit Jeff Conaway ’s finger breaking the skin and leaving a scar.
Original Release Date: November 6, 1979

The Apartment
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Barry Rubinowitz
After his apartment complex is torn down, Latka unknowingly signs a lease to live in a luxurious penthouse that costs $3,000 a month. Realizing that Latka will have to move out after a month, the cabbies decide to spend every minute enjoying the perks of the apartment.
Original Release Date: November 13, 1979

Alex's Romance
Directed by Ed. Weinberger
Written by Ian Praiser & Howard Gewirtz
Alex embarks on a romance with a fragile former soap star ( Dee Wallace ) who is reluctant to get into a long-term relationship. Note : Jim (not seen since his re-introduction in "Reverend Jim: A Space Odyssey") becomes a full-time regular starting with this episode.
Original Release Date: November 20, 1979

Latka's Revolting
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
After Latka's country erupts into a civil war, he feels that he has an obligation to go home and join the revolution. Note : Lenny Baker guest stars as Latka's fellow countryman Baschi; this was Baker's last on-screen role before his 1982 death from thyroid cancer.
Original Release Date: November 27, 1979

Elaine's Secret Admirer
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Barry Kemp
Elaine is intrigued when a secret admirer sends her several romantic poems. She soon realizes that it must be someone in the garage. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode, although Latka is mentioned.
Original Release Date: December 4, 1979

Louie Meets the Folks
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Barry Kemp
Fearing that Zena will break up with him, Louie finally decides to meet her parents ( John C. Becher and Camila Ashland ). He then pays Alex to accompany him and make sure that he doesn't step out of line. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode.
Original Release Date: December 11, 1979

Jim Gets a Pet
Directed by James Burrows
Written by David Lloyd
Jim has a good day at the track and decides to spend his winnings on a pet horse (Danny-Boy).
Original Release Date: December 18, 1979

The Reluctant Fighter
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Ken Estin
Tony is initially excited about fighting a former champ whose best days are behind him. His excitement turns to doubt when he realizes that the champ is dedicating the fight to a kid in a wheel-chair. Notes : Tony Danza's son, Marc Danza played the role of Brian Sims. Andy Kaufman and Christopher Lloyd do not appear in this episode. Famous martial artist and stuntman Gene Lebell appears as the referee during Tony's boxing match.
Original Release Date: December 25, 1979

Tony and Brian
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Ken Estin
Tony is shattered when a kid that he wants to adopt decides to go with a wealthy couple. Notes : Tony Danza's son, Marc Danza played the role of Brian Sims. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode.
Original Release Date: January 8, 1980

Guess Who's Coming for Brefnish
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Barry Kemp
Latka falls for Simka ( Carol Kane in her first Taxi appearance), a girl from his native land, but prejudice gets in the way when it turns out she is one of the "mountain people," the most hated group in his country. Note : First appearance of Simka Gravas ( Carol Kane ).
Original Release Date: January 15, 1980

What Price Bobby?
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Ken Estin
Bobby's acting career is on the rise after he starts having an affair with his new agent ( Susan Sullivan ). Note : Judd Hirsch was only featured in the show's epilogue, separate from the main cast, as he was filming Ordinary People .
Original Release Date: January 22, 1980

Shut It Down: Part 1
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Mark Jacobson & Michael Tolkin, Teleplay by : Howard Gewirtz & Ian Praiser
Elaine is elected shop steward in a labor dispute, which might require some creative negotiations with lascivious Louie. Andy Kaufman is absent for both episodes of this two-part story.
Original Release Date: January 29, 1980

Shut It Down: Part 2
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Howard Gewirtz & Ian Praiser
Louie finally gets his date with Elaine, and TV audiences get the kiss they can never forget.
Original Release Date: February 5, 1980

Alex Jumps Out of an Airplane
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Ken Estin
Following an excitement-filled ski trip, Alex decides to start living life to the fullest, which includes skydiving for the first time. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode
Original Release Date: February 26, 1980

Art Work
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
Elaine convinces the cabbies to pool their money and buy a valuable painting as an investment. But to raise the cash, they’ll have to make a deal with the devil — Louie.
Original Release Date: March 4, 1980

Fantasy Borough: Part 1
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Barry Kemp
When Tony meets Fantasy Island 's Hervé Villechaize , it inspires the cabbies to describe their fantasies.
Original Release Date: May 6, 1980

Fantasy Borough: Part 2
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Barry Kemp
The fantasies continue in this conclusion to the season, culminating in Elaine's splashy production number to the song " Lullaby of Broadway." Notes Lassie , the famous fictional dog of the big and small screens, played by many collies over the decades, makes her first TV appearance of the 1980s in this episode. An instrumental version of "Lullaby of Broadway" replaces the usual theme song over the end credits.
Original Release Date: May 13, 1980

Louie's Rival
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Ken Estin
Louie fears the worst when Zena ( Rhea Perlman ) confesses she has been dating someone else. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode
Original Release Date: November 19, 1980

Tony's Sister and Jim
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Michael Leeson
Tony Banta's newly divorced sister, Monica ( Julie Kavner ), falls in love with Jim Ignatowski, much to Tony's dismay.
Original Release Date: November 26, 1980

Fathers of the Bride
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Barry Kemp
Alex is upset when his ex-wife ( Louise Lasser ) purposely keeps him out of the wedding of their daughter ( Talia Balsam ), so he takes Elaine along with him to crash the reception. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode
Original Release Date: December 3, 1980

Elaine's Strange Triangle
Directed by James Burrows
Written by David Lloyd
Elaine's dating a man who, unknown to her, is bisexual and attracted to Tony. Tony begs for Alex's help in letting the man down easy.
Original Release Date: December 10, 1980

Going Home
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
After a private investigator tracks him down regarding a family matter, Jim and Alex pay a visit to Jim's wealthy father ( Victor Buono ). Strange siblings aside, Jim faces hostility from his Dad over his outsider lifestyle. Andy Kaufman is absent for this episode
Original Release Date: December 17, 1980

The Ten-Percent Solution
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Pat Allee
With Bobby's acting career going nowhere, he takes Tony Banta under his wing and acts as his agent.
Original Release Date: January 7, 1981

Call of the Mild
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Katherine Green
Alex, Tony, Bobby, and Jim end up stranded without provisions in a mountain cabin. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode
Original Release Date: January 21, 1981

Latka's Cookies
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
Latka inherits his grandmother's oatmeal cookie recipe, which he plans to mass-market because the cookies are addictive – literally. The gang at the taxi company partake of the sweet treats and all act...a little strangely. Well-known chocolate chip cookie magnate Wally "Famous" Amos appears as himself during Latka's drug-withdrawal hallucination.
Original Release Date: February 5, 1981

Thy Boss's Wife
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Ken Estin
The boss's wife ( Eileen Brennan ) invites Louie over for an affair so she can get back at her husband. Louie fears the worst after remembering that her last fling, a cabbie named "Curly" Melnick, has not been heard from since. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode
Original Release Date: February 12, 1981

The Costume Party
Directed by James Burrows
Written by David Lloyd
The gang crash a party which they believe has famous actors in attendance.
Original Release Date: February 19, 1981

Elaine's Old Friend
Directed by Jeff Chambers
Written by Susan Jane Lindner & Nancy Lane
Elaine makes up an imaginary boyfriend, "Bill Board," to impress a wealthy and successful former school friend ( Martha Smith ), and Alex pretends to be Bill.
Original Release Date: February 26, 1981

Out of Commission
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Sam Simon
Tony is informed that he can no longer box due to the risk of brain damage. Notes : According to Sam Simon, Jeff Conaway got high on cocaine just before filming and was unable to perform all of his scenes. Conaway's scenes were quickly rewritten (with his lines largely going to Christopher Lloyd and Danny DeVito) and Conaway was fired at the end of the season. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode.
Original Release Date: March 12, 1981

Zen and the Art of Cab Driving
Directed by Will Mackenzie
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
After Jim picks up a couple of businessmen at the airport, he realizes that his life is missing something. Focusing on being the best cab driver he can be, Jim breaks company trip sheet records in an effort to amass enough wealth to achieve a special goal which he reveals to his fellow drivers.
Original Release Date: March 19, 1981

Louie's Mother
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Katherine Green
After Louie places his mother in a nursing home, he realizes that his vision of living without her was not as good as it seemed. Note : The part of Louie's mother is played by Julia DeVito, Danny DeVito's actual mother.
Original Release Date: March 26, 1981

Bobby's Roommate
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Earl Pomerantz
Elaine stays with Bobby, leading Alex and others to suspect they're having an affair.
Original Release Date: April 9, 1981

Louie Bumps Into an Old Lady
Directed by James Burrows
Written by David Lloyd
After Louie hits an old lady (Iris Korn) with his cab, she takes the Sunshine Cab Company to court for a million dollars. Louie soon realizes that he has a strong case against her when Alex remembers from a prior experience that she is a known con artist. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode
Original Release Date: April 16, 1981

Bobby and the Critic
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Barry Kemp
After reading the newspaper and seeing another nasty review of a play by powerful critic, John Bowman ( John Harkins) ), Bobby decides to compose a letter attacking Bowman, only to reconsider and throw it in the trash. When Louie recovers the letter and sends it to the newspaper, it unexpectedly creates positive buzz for Bobby and his acting career.
Original Release Date: April 30, 1981

On the Job: Part 1
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Dennis Danzinger & Ellen Sandler
After the Sunshine Cab Company goes bankrupt, the gang decides to meet at Mario's a month later to tell stories about their new jobs. Notes : Uniquely, the title of this story is included in the post-opening-sequence credits. The preview for Part 2 features a scene deleted from the 'Alex' portion of that episode.
Original Release Date: May 7, 1981

On the Job: Part 2
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Dennis Danzinger & Ellen Sandler
With the Sunshine Cab Company still closed, the former employees continue to share stories of their new jobs.
Original Release Date: May 14, 1981

Latka the Playboy
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
Latka creates a suave but obnoxious alter ego, Vic Ferrari, to help him score with the ladies. However, nobody likes his new persona, and Alex tries to convince him to bring the old Latka back. Notes : George Wendt , playing a small role as a pest controller in this episode, would later go on to play Norm Peterson on Burrows' next series Cheers in 1982. In 1997, TV Guide ranked this episode #19 on its list of the 100 Greatest Episodes.
Original Release Date: May 21, 1981

Jim the Psychic
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Holly Holmberg Brooks, Teleplay by : Barry Kemp
Jim has psychic visions of the future and predicts that Alex will meet a horrible fate involving a blonde woman. Meanwhile, Latka and Tony feud, leading to the former losing a 'silence for a week' bet, but Latka finds clever ways to get round it. Note : One of two episodes originally produced for the third season but held over. Note : Jeff Conaway first of three episodes of the season.
Original Release Date: October 8, 1981

Vienna Waits
Directed by Howard Storm
Written by Ken Estin
When Alex and Elaine take a European vacation together, she has plenty of luck with the men and he has none with the women. Notes : The First episode produced for the fourth season, and the first without Jeff Conaway . Andy Kaufman does not appear.
Original Release Date: October 15, 1981

Mr. Personalities
Directed by Howard Storm
Written by Ian Praiser & Howard Gewirtz
Latka's multiple personalities are getting worse: In addition to Vic Ferrari, he becomes Arlo the drawling cowboy, and...Alex Reiger. To the amazement of all his friends, he starts living Alex's life better than he did.
Original Release Date: October 22, 1981

Jim Joins the Network
Directed by Noam Pitlik
Written by David Lloyd
A television executive ( Martin Short ) uses Jim's psychic abilities to help him choose programs for a major network. Meanwhile, Louie has a minor rodent problem, so Elaine, her kids and Tony literally build a better mousetrap to deal with it. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode
Original Release Date: October 29, 1981

Louie's Fling
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Sam Simon
After Louie has an affair with Zena's friend Emily ( Andrea Marcovicci ), he wants to live out his dream by dating both women at once. Notes : In an early scene, the TV show Louie is watching is playing 'Haute Couture', a piece of music by Heinz Kiessling used as the theme tune for the series Danny DeVito would star in 25 years later, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia . Andy Kaufman is absent from this episode
Original Release Date: November 5, 1981

Like Father, Like Son
Directed by James Burrows
Written by David Lloyd
Alex and his estranged father become involved with the same woman. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode
Original Release Date: November 12, 1981

Louie's Mom Remarries
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Earl Pomerantz
Louie is furious when his mother announces her engagement to a Japanese man (played by Jerry Fujikawa ). Note : Louie's mother returns, played again by Julie DeVito, Danny DeVito's actual mother.
Original Release Date: November 19, 1981

Fledgling
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Ken Estin
Elaine tries to help an artist ( Paul Sand ) who refuses to leave his apartment. Notes : This episode, originally produced for the third season, was Jeff Conaway 's last episode as a regular. Andy Kaufman does not appear.
Original Release Date: November 26, 1981

Of Mice and Tony
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
Tony becomes the manager for an up-and-coming fighter ( Ernie Hudson ). Note : Series co-producer and writer Ian Praiser appears briefly as Dr. Harmon at the end of the episode
Original Release Date: December 10, 1981

Louie Goes Too Far
Directed by Michael Lessac
Written by Danny Kallis
Elaine calls the National Organization For Women on Louie after she catches him peeping at her while she's undressing. Note : Louie's direct superior, MacKenzie, has been replaced by one Mr. Ratledge, presumably after the taxi company went broke in the previous season. Unlike MacKenzie, Ratledge is seen, but not until Season 5.
Original Release Date: December 17, 1981

I Wanna Be Around
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
After seeing a Donahue show about the threat of nuclear war, Louie holds an apocalypse preparedness drill in the garage. Notes :J. Alan Thomas's first motion footage end credit as Jeff, and the episode with, by a large margin, the most involvement of the character to date. Andy Kaufman is absent.
Original Release Date: January 7, 1982

Bobby Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Glen Charles & Les Charles
Bobby returns from Hollywood to announce that he's gotten a part on a TV pilot. When the pilot is picked up as a series, his part is recast, but the gang encourages him to return to Hollywood and continue to follow his dream. Notes : Jeff Conaway's final appearance on the series. During the Plaza Hotel party scene, there is a rare continuity error which shows Jim throwing away the same meatball toothpick twice.
Original Release Date: January 14, 1982

Nina Loves Alex
Directed by Joan Darling
Written by David Lloyd
A cheerful young cabbie ( Charlayne Woodard ) challenges Alex's sour worldview when she falls in love with him. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode
Original Release Date: January 21, 1982

Tony's Lady
Directed by Michael Zinberg
Written by Ken Estin
Tony falls for the beautiful, rich woman ( Rebecca Holden ) he's been hired to chauffeur. Meanwhile, Latka and his alternate personality Vic Ferrari enter into an escalating feud. Note : Andy Kaufman, as Vic, sings "Here I come to save the date" during a scene. This is of course an in-joke reference to Kaufman's famous Mighty Mouse comedy sketch from his 1970s stage act.
Original Release Date: January 28, 1982

Simka Returns
Directed by Michael Zinberg
Written by Howard Gewirtz & Ian Praiser
Latka's ex-girlfriend Simka is free again, but Latka's attempts to reconnect with her are stymied when she seems to prefer his alter ego, Vic Ferrari. Note : Andy Kaufman, well-known for his impersonations of Elvis in the 1970s, can be heard singing Love Me Tender) on an LP record in Presley's style, but in Latka's foreign language, when Simka arrives for a lunch date at his apartment.
Original Release Date: February 4, 1982

Jim and the Kid
Directed by Michael Zinberg
Written by David Lloyd
Jim meets a boy who's run away from home and decides to raise him himself. Andy Kaufman is not in this episode
Original Release Date: February 11, 1982

Take My Ex-Wife, Please
Directed by Noam Pitlik
Written by Ian Praiser & Howard Gewirtz
Alex's ex-wife ( Louise Lasser ), dumped by her second husband, rebounds by dating the most unsuitable person imaginable: Louie.
Original Release Date: February 18, 1982

The Unkindest Cut
Directed by Noam Pitlik
Written by Barbara Duncan & Holly Holmberg Brooks, Teleplay by : Sam Simon
A snooty hairdresser ( Ted Danson ) gives Elaine a terrible hairstyle and insults her when she complains. Her friends go back to the salon to help her get revenge. Meanwhile, Louie introduces a Pac-Man arcade machine to the garage, and Jim becomes obsessed. Notes : Ted Danson would later go on to play Sam Malone on Cheers in 1982. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode.
Original Release Date: February 25, 1982

Tony's Comeback
Directed by Michael Lessac
Written by Sam Simon
After a new cabby fires his ambition once again, Tony tries to re-enter the world of boxing. Notes : NFL legend Bubba Smith guest stars. Gene Lebell returns as a boxing referee during Tony's match. Andy Kaufman does not appear.
Original Release Date: March 4, 1982

Elegant Iggy
Directed by Noam Pitlik
Written by Ken Estin
Elaine reluctantly brings Jim along to a high-society party. Norte : The third act of this episode was heavily edited for time, resulting in a very abrupt ending full of crossfades. Deleted scene footage appears in the end title cast motion credits.
Original Release Date: March 18, 1982

The Wedding of Latka and Simka
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Howard Gewirtz & Ian Praiser
Latka and Simka announce their engagement, but to get married according to the customs of their country, they have to pass a series of tests of their love. Notes : Famous psychologist and writer Dr Joyce Brothers appears as herself. Susan Kellerman returns as Latka's mother.
Original Release Date: March 25, 1982

Cooking for Two
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Ken Estin & Sam Simon
When a wrecking ball destroys Jim's apt., he moves in with Louie and promptly burns down Louie's apartment.
Original Release Date: April 8, 1982

The Road Not Taken: Part 1
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Ken Estin & Sam Simon
When Elaine considers leaving for a better job in Seattle, her friends talk about the decisions that changed the course of their lives. Tom Hanks guest stars.
Original Release Date: April 29, 1982

The Road Not Taken: Part 2
Directed by James Burrows
Written by Ian Praiser & Howard Gewirtz
The cabbies continue to talk about their crucial decisions and Elaine gets news about her dream job. Notes : Max Wright guest stars. Susan Kellerman is back once more as Latka's mother. The picture of Latka's father on the wall of the Gravas cabin is a portrait-sized photo of a bearded Andy Kaufman.
Original Release Date: May 6, 1982

Love Un-American Style "The Shloogel Show"
Directed by Noam Pitlik
Written by Ken Estin
Latka and Simka try to match up each of their single friends with his or her perfect mate, including Louie with a blind girl, Elaine with nerdy Arnie ( Wallace Shawn ), and Jim with Marcia Wallace . Note : Jim begins wearing an "I Saw ET " badge in this episode, on both his work and smart clothes. It remains part of his wardrobe for a few episodes.
Original Release Date: September 30, 1982

Jim's Inheritance
Directed by Noam Pitlik
Written by Ken Estin
Jim's father dies and unexpectedly leaves him millions of dollars, but Jim's brother has him declared legally incompetent to handle the money himself. Notes : Dick Sargent, the 'second Darren' in Bewitched , guest stars. Andy Kaufman and Carol Kane do not appear in this episode.
Original Release Date: October 7, 1982

Alex Goes Off the Wagon
Directed by Noam Pitlik
Written by Danny Kallis
Alex slips back into his addictive gambling habits after a trip to Atlantic City. Note : Carol Kane and Andy Kaufman are absent.
Original Release Date: October 14, 1982

Scenskees from a Marriage: Part 1
Directed by Noam Pitlik
Written by Howard Gewirtz & Ian Praiser
Latka sleeps with a female cabbie ( Allyce Beasley ) to keep from freezing to death during a snowstorm. When Simka finds out, their priest ( Vincent Schiavelli ) declares that the only way to right this wrong is for her to sleep with one of his friends. Notes : Beasley and Schiavelli, two supporting actors in this episode, would later marry in real life. Peter Elbling joins Schiavelli in returning as his character from Latka and Simka's wedding.
Original Release Date: October 21, 1982

Scenskees from a Marriage: Part 2
Directed by Noam Pitlik
Written by Ian Praiser & Howard Gewirtz
Simka selects Alex as the man she must sleep with to compensate for Latka's infidelity. When Alex refuses, the only option left is divorce.
Original Release Date: October 28, 1982

Crime and Punishment
Directed by Stan Daniels
Written by Katherine Green
When Louie's theft from the company is discovered, he pins the crime on his assistant Jeff (J. Alan Thomas). Notes : Louie's boss, Mr Ratledge, is seen on screen for the first time after a solitary mention in the previous season. His first name is revealed to be Ben, and we see the manager's office for the very first time in the series. Carol Kane and Andy Kaufman do not appeasr.
Original Release Date: November 4, 1982

Alex the Gofer
Directed by Michael Lessac
Written by David Lloyd
Alex fulfills his dream of working in theatre when he becomes a gofer for two obnoxious Broadway producers ( Matthew Laurance and David Paymer ).
Original Release Date: November 11, 1982

Louie's Revenge
Directed by Stan Daniels
Written by Sam Simon
Louie plans to get revenge on Emily ( Andrea Marcovicci ), the woman who broke up his romance with Zena and then dumped him. Notes : Jim reveals that, consistent with his wearing an ET badge earlier in the season, he's now seen the movie over 60 times. Alex dons one of the badges after seeing the film for the first time in this episode. Carol Kane and Andy kaufman do not appear.
Original Release Date: November 18, 1982

Travels with My Dad
Directed by Michael Zinberg
Written by Barton Dean
Tony gets a chance to know his father ( Donnelly Rhodes ) when they work together on a ship. Carol Kane and Andy Kaufman are absent.
Original Release Date: November 25, 1982

Elaine and the Monk
Directed by Danny DeVito
Written by David Lloyd
Elaine falls in love with Simka's cousin Zifka ( Mark Blankfield ), who is a monk with one week off from his vow of silence. Note : The first of three episodes directed by Danny DeVito, the only cast member to perform the duty.
Original Release Date: December 2, 1982

Zena's Honeymoon
Directed by Richard Sakai
Written by David Lloyd
Louie's hope of getting back together with Zena is shattered when he finds she's getting married. Note : Last appearance of Zena Sherman ( Rhea Perlman ). Carol Kane and Andy Kaufman are absent.
Original Release Date: December 9, 1982

Get Me Through the Holidays
Directed by Michael Zinberg
Written by Ken Estin & Sam Simon
Alex's ex-wife ( Louise Lasser ) is particularly depressed during the holiday season and suggests getting back together with Alex. Note : The last of Louise Lasser's three appearances as Alex's ex-wife.
Original Release Date: December 16, 1982

Louie Moves Uptown
Directed by Michael Zinberg
Written by David Lloyd
Louie tries to move into a co-op apartment where the snobbish tenants' panel has just rejected Penny Marshall as unsuitable. Note : Features Gayle Hunnicutt as an estate agent.
Original Release Date: January 22, 1983

Alex's Old Buddy
Directed by Richard Sakai
Written by Ken Estin & Sam Simon
Alex must accept that his old dog Buddy is not long for this world. Note : This is the first of two episodes in the series where Simka appears without Latka.
Original Release Date: January 29, 1983

Sugar Ray Nardo
Directed by Danny DeVito
Written by Katherine Green
Elaine is upset when her son gives up his music studies and wants to take boxing lessons from Tony. Andy Kaufman and Carol Kane do not appear in this episode.
Original Release Date: February 5, 1983

A Taxi Celebration: Part 1
Hosted/Presented by Danny DeVito
Written by James L. Brooks, Stan Daniels, David Davis & Ed. Weinberger
Clips from Taxi over its 5 season run are hosted & presented by Danny DeVito.
Original Release Date: March 23, 1983

A Taxi Celebration: Part 2
Hosted/Presented by Danny DeVito
Written by James L. Brooks, Stan Daniels, David Davis & Ed. Weinberger
The drive down Taxi's 5th season memory lane continues with Danny DeVito as host.
Original Release Date: March 23, 1983

Alex Gets Burned by an Old Flame
Directed by Harvey Miller
Written by Barton Dean
Alex finds that the woman he's crazy about ( Catherine Shirriff ) is actually in love with Jim. Andy Kaufman and Carol Kane are absent from this episode
Original Release Date: March 30, 1983

Louie and the Blind Girl
Directed by Noam Pitlik
Written by Larry Scott Anderson, Teleplay by : Ken Estin & Sam Simon & Al Aidekman
Louie's blind girlfriend (Murphy Cross) is about to have an operation that will restore her sight, and he's afraid of what her reaction will be when she sees him.
Original Release Date: April 6, 1983

Arnie Meets the Kids
Directed by Richard Sakai
Written by John Markus
Arnie ( Wallace Shawn ) tries to get on Elaine's good side by bribing her children to like him.
Original Release Date: April 13, 1983

Tony's Baby
Directed by Richard Sakai
Written by Dari Daniels
Tony's girlfriend announces that she's pregnant. Notes : Features Keenan Wynn as Tony's boxing manager. Gene Lebelle returns for the last time as the boxing match referee. Carol Kane and Andy Kaufman are absent. There is a continuity error in the scene at Mario's; Tony sits down at a table with his friends with his chair's back against his chest. The shot changes, and suddenly he is sitting in the chair with the seat back behind him.
Original Release Date: April 20, 1983

Jim's Mario's
Directed by Danny DeVito
Written by Ken Estin & Sam Simon
Jim gets permission from his brother to use some of his millions to make an investment, so he buys the cabbies' favorite hangout, Mario's. Andy Kaufman does not appear in this episode. Walter Olkewicz returns as Jim's brother, Tom.
Original Release Date: May 18, 1983

A Grand Gesture
Directed by Noam Pitlik
Written by Ken Estin & Sam Simon
To show how wonderful it feels to give away money, Jim gives each of his friends $1000 on condition that they will immediately give it to another person. Vincent Schiavelli returns for a third and final time as Reverend Gorky
Original Release Date: May 25, 1983

Simka's Monthlies
Directed by Harvey Miller
Written by Holly Holmberg Brooks
Simka's premenstrual syndrome affects her behavior just before her immigration hearing.
Original Release Date: June 15, 1983